To Maintain a Healthy Level of Sanity....

(got this in an email and giggled, so I thought you girls might too!)



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They
Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For
Drugs'

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With
The Prophecy.'

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many
looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To
Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play
tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I
Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're
Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This To Someone To Make Them smile.

It's Called. THERAPY