I stole this (intro)

I stole this from Katie, who stole it from the lady at from moon to moon blog. Here goes:

* If I were a month, I’d be September

* If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday

* If I were a time of day, I’d be 1000 pm while deep conditioning my hair with vitamins for hair
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* If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.

* If I were a sea animal, I'd be a seal.

* If I were a direction, I’d be west.

* If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise.

* If I were a historical figure, I’d be Margaret Sanger.

* If I were a liquid, I’d be vodka.

* If I were a gemstone, I’d be a moonstone.